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Happy National Measure Your Feet Day?
7+ hour, 10+ min ago (273+ words) Today is National Measure Your Feet Day, for people who can't tell whether their shoes fit or not, I guess? I don't know, I have shoes in a couple different sizes, because lots of brands run differently, so I don't…...
Happy 'Put On Your Own Shoes' Day?
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (324+ words) Today is Put On Your Own Shoes Day. What does that mean? Well, according to National Today, that's open to interpretation. Put on Your Own Shoes Day is held annually on December 6. Since the origins are not completely known, the…...
Trux Mint In Box on Wonkette
1+ mon, 2+ week ago (193+ words) Here's the thing, they can be as superficially attractive as they want. They can be 100% no fillers, no makeup natural 10's but that's not what makes someone "hot. At least not to any mature adult. I've dated women like that…...
PrimerGray on Wonkette
4+ mon, 2+ week ago (18+ words) 1980-1985 Not. 1985-1989 Very. Restored, since I retired 75-90 for me, so the entire time....
Cute Boots RocketCat on Wonkette
5+ mon, 3+ week ago (72+ words) Markwayne Mullinwayne definitely does NOT have bodies in the crawlspace of his basement. Markwayne Mullinwayne definitely does NOT have bodies in the crawlspace of his basement. Mr. and Mrs. Mullin had a fight over whether to name their son Mark…...
Lance Thrustwell on Wonkette
11+ mon, 5+ hour ago (156+ words) "Take care of your pennies, and the dollars will take care of themselves." Ah, how true this is. I may have invested all my money in Big Lots, but I save 17 cents on every jumbo-sized bottle of Tums that I…...